Hilarious Possibilities of Technology

Ever wondered how technology can seem hilarious? Any ideas? This article focuses on several such possibilities. Read on to find out.

Here they go:

· Long time ago, people who sacrificed their sleep, family, food, laughter and other joys of life were called saints. But now, they are called IT Professionals.

· I changed my password to “Incorrect” so that when I forget what it is, the computer will say, “The Password is Incorrect.”

· Never let the computer know that you are in a hurry. Computers can smell fear. They slow down if they know that you are running out of time!

· Wikipedia: I know everything!

Google: I have everything!

Facebook: I know everybody!

Internet: Without me, you are all nothing!

· I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download chocolate.

· Life is what happens between wifi signals.

· Algorithm of success:

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