Ever wondered how technology can seem hilarious? Any ideas? This article focuses on several such possibilities. Read on to find out.
Here they go:
· Long time ago, people who sacrificed their sleep, family, food, laughter and other joys of life were called saints. But now, they are called IT Professionals.
· I changed my password to “Incorrect” so that when I forget what it is, the computer will say, “The Password is Incorrect.”
· Never let the computer know that you are in a hurry. Computers can smell fear. They slow down if they know that you are running out of time!
· Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me, you are all nothing!
· I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download chocolate.
· Life is what happens between wifi signals.
· Algorithm of success:
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